I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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