____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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