maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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