I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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