well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It's never too late to be topless.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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