awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
zippers are such a cool invention
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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