if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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