Don't you send me to vm
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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