Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize