new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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