There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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