Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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