the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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