i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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