No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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