I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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