he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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