i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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