Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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