white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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