One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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