and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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