Dual....:-)
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Randomize
