If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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