And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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