idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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