omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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