You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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