I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
