Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
home. puking in laundry basket.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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