Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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