dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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