what if I'm pregnant?
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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