Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
This baby is an asshole
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Two words: nipple clamps
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