Don't you send me to vm
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My vagina is very pro this idea
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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