I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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