She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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