Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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