yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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