me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
