can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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