YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
