Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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