Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
