so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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