they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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