We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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