Small penises have feelings too.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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