Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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