Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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