so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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