I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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