All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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