i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
