ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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