i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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