Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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